Friday , February 5 , 2010

    Posted by:

    Sarah

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I totally meant for the super-butch lesbian in the second panel to be terrifying, but I think she's wicked hot. That's totally by accident and that's usually not my type at all. I have no idea what happened.

Incidentally, the promised buttsex picture is available. In full colour! Hooray!

I'd like to apologize for the colour job on today's comic. I mean, I'm glad it's in colour, but it looks like poo-poo to me. But whatever. Buttsex!

~sjh

    Posted by:

    James

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Buttsex indeed. (VERY NSFW LINK...though if you're viewing this comic at work anyway, the people around you probably don't care.)

I recently gave a friend of mine instructions on how to repair his iPhone. I was very thorough, even including the location of the terrible Rite of Rotting Blood on a missing fragment of the Pnakotic Manuscript located in the third level of Hell, in a pulsing cavern of living flesh beyond terrible, immortal horrors whose neverhealing battle-wounds have been stitched closed with the sinews of the damned. But the dead pixels went away on their own, so such an infernal expedition was rendered useless.

I understand that crowbars are a choice weapon in confronting the demoniac hordes. They just...never seem to expect it.

Anyway, this newspost must, by necessity, come to a quick close. Last night I was gripped by the powerful urge to sleep much earlier in the evening than I normally am, leading to my peaceable loss of consciousness on the couch and a complete inability to string words together in something that might resemble a sentence. As such, I am writing this with only half an hour left to complete preparations for departure to my day job, which is something that I do so I can eat and drink and be merry and dedicate my higher brain functions to the conception of scripts for this comic.

Also, I do it to support my cocaine habit.

-James