Monday , September 14 , 2009

    Posted by:

    Sarah

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Yeah, this comic features a bunch of unnecessary panels of girls in underwear. You want to pick a fight about it? I don't give a fuck. Top ten movies!

Sorry. Anyway, this is a helluva way to start a week, isn't it? Fucking teenagers. Always thinking they're in love and shit. They should be locked up until they're twenty-five and know something about the world.

Anyway. Happy Monday.

~sjh

    Posted by:

    James

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Her hate of teenagers is downright irrational, isn't it? I have compared her to a certain Power Rangers villain in the past, and I believe the comparison still stands. If anything, it stands taller.

One of these days I'm sure Elise will grow out of her little puppy-love phase and actually get on to the real thing. Despite her age, I have a strong suspicion that she's still in the kind of place where romance is equivalent to carefully crafting a heart-shaped handwritten note reading "do u like me? yes/no". Which I actually find kind of adorable, even endearing. But I have odd taste in women, so.

You have to wonder what has preserved her naivete all through her high school years. I say specifically that you have to wonder, because I know. And I've always been of the school of thought that great writers are somewhat akin to great magicians--they sometimes drop hints of what's to come, but they never skip straight to the prestige until the time is right. Neil Gaiman, I'm looking at you. "Low-key" Lyesmith, indeed.

Also, isn't Sarah's new newspost picture lovely? I understand I'll be getting one of my own soon. Until then, this one will have to do. Even though it does not reflect the great dignity of my semi-full beard. But few things can.

-James