So today's newspost is going to be a short one, as I have to get this thrown together and then get ready for a job interview this afternoon. First off, apologies for the late upload. I was out extremely late last night (if you would like to imagine all the debauchery I may have been up to, feel free), so I wasn't around to scan the art so Sarah could assemble the comic. She was kind enough to throw it all together this morning to cover up for my extended leave of absence cavorting with tranny hookers/snorting coke off Goth girls' pale white posteriors/hijacking a bus to drive to Mexico/emptying gallons of distilled, weaponized fear toxin into the city water mains/doing the bidding of shadowy underworld figures with Italian accents and very serious suits (circle one).
Anyway, there you have it. The reason(s) for the late upload. Hopefully the wait will have been worth it.
I need to go shower.
-James