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Monday , May 18 , 2009

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    James

New cast member! I might have hinted that we'd be getting another one. I honestly can't remember. Regardless, here she is. She might just be able to contend with Shelly for my favorite, now that I actually see her.

I know I've mentioned before that I have a terrible, terrible weakness for brunettes. I must have. It's one of the things that defines me, as others might define themselves by a love of foreign coins or by philately or by having a useful and monetarily beneficial skill.

I guess this means I'll be adding another entry to the cast page. When I get time for it, which might be a bit spare in the next few weeks--considering that I'm now employed, and all.

That's a good feeling, being employed. It means money.

I'm slightly distracted right now, watching a gem of American cinema known as Komodo vs. Cobra>. It's right what it says on the box: a giant komodo dragon and a giant cobra running around an island alternately duking it out and eating folk. And, every time somebody swears, some tropical bird in the background squawks really loud in order to drown it out and maintain the movie's PG-13 rating. Hilariously.

For the record, I'm not making any of this up. It's an actual movie. One of the actors has done K vs. C and a bunch of softcore porn. That's basically his career. So I recommend K vs. C wholeheartedly if you need a good laugh.

Laughter is the best medicine, after all. Right after penicillin, which appears in K vs. C in Tic-Tac-like pill form and intravenous form. Because it's always best to be prepared for the inevitable sudden and unprovoked attack of a giant computer-generated komodo dragon.

-James